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Most store owners won’t admit the real reason their funnel isn’t converting.
The copy strategy sucks.
And it was written by the cheapest person in the room...
I rebuild what money-grabbing agencies miss using research-driven copy to turn struggling stores into high-converting cash machines in days, not months.
I’ve helped brands scale faster, sell smarter, and stop wasting money on copy that doesn’t convert.
40% Click Through Rates Like Clockwork.
Reducing Cost Per Acquisition By Over 70%.
Doubling Conversion Rates All Day Long.
Client after client...
Business after business...
Result after result...
And it all comes down to one thing...
The REAL truth no one wants to hear...
The reason your funnel isn’t converting
...is because the copy was written by someone who doesn’t understand buyers.
Maybe it was your agency.
Maybe it was an overworked content team.
Maybe it was AI with a swipe file and a prayer.
Either way, NONE of it was built on customer insight.
None of it was grounded in real psychology.
And it sure as hell wasn’t written by someone who knows how to sell.
That’s the disconnect.
You’re spending like a serious brand…
But your copy’s being built like a side project.
And the worst part?
You already know it’s off.
You tweak the design...
You change the offer...
You throw more money at traffic...
And the results stay the same.
No one looks at the copy.
Because no one wants to admit that’s the problem.
So you let it sit.
Generic. Shallow.
Written by someone who doesn’t understand your customer.
And the funnel keeps bleeding.
Quietly.
Every hour.
Every click.
Every visitor that leaves without buying.
That’s how growth dies.
Not with a crash.
With a slow, expensive drip.
The only way to turn things around is to use strategy, research, and buyer psychology to make people give a shit.
Not surface-level scripts.
Not AI rewrites with LinkedIn plug-and-play formulas.
Real connection. Built through research, strategy, and an understanding of what your customer actually cares about.
This is where most funnels fall apart.
They talk. They pitch.
But they don’t connect.
I apply deep insight, proven strategy, and advanced consumer psychology to write copy that lands.
Copy that gets attention.
Builds belief. Drives sales.
It’s not louder.
It’s smarter.
And when it’s done right, everything starts to move.
So, Here's The Deal...
You can keep scaling the volume...
Or you can fix the copy and scale your revenue instead.
This isn’t guesswork.
It’s not a swipe file.
It’s not some 5-minute "Thought leader prompt" slapped together by ChatGPT.
Every project starts with research.
I dig into reviews. Forums. Voice of customer.
I look at what your market’s seen a hundred times—and what they’ve never heard said properly.
Then I build strategy around the gaps.
What they believe. What they want.
What makes them hesitate. What makes them act.
That’s how I write copy that works.
Not because it sounds good...
Because it’s built on something real.
Here’s what that looks like in numbers:
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CTRs over 40%
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CAC cut in half
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Funnels that double conversion without touching the traffic
And yeah, I've written the VSLs, advertorials, email flows, full acquisition sequences.
But the only reason any of it works is because the thinking came first.
Want to know exactly how to blow your competitors out of the water? I’ll show you.
This isn’t about more words. It’s about saying the right thing, in the right way, at the right time.
Send me what you're running.
I’ll show you the weak link.
The blind spot.
The reason people aren’t buying and how to flip it.
This isn’t surface-level feedback.
It’s deep insight.
Grounded in consumer psychology, strategy, and what actually drives action.
Once you see it, you’ll know why nothing else has worked.
And you’ll know who to work with next.